ENJOY some excerpts from
HYPER-CHONDRIAC

Page 31: "… the forearm bash had not been invented yet…"

Page 65: "… found a place on the Lower East Side that specialized in this sort of thing."

Page 109: "Did I unplug the straightening iron?"
"You always unplug the straightening iron."

Page 141: "Someone shit in our driveway!"

Page 193: "Now you try," she said while mercifully filling my glass to the top.

Page 215: "A very frisky dog."

Page 239: "... couldn't have been nicer and easier to work with."