hy·per·chon·dri·a
-- n.
The frenetic combustion in one's brain that creates external
and internal disease and makes one very unpleasant company
to family, peers, the medical community and even oneself.
Are
you easily stressed out? Do strangers see your neck veins
way more than they should? Does the concept of relaxing
seem like itll have to wait until youre dead?
Then your name could very well be Brian Frazer.
On
paper, Brian is the worlds healthiest guy. He eats
right, exercises regularly, gets plenty of sleep, never
smokes, and has missed only one day of flossing in the last
five years. But inside, hes a swirling cesspool of
angst. Brian has the ability to contract a new illness almost
every month along with a veritable sampler platter of disorders.
In his quixotic quest for calm, he ventures into everything
from tai chi, seratonin blockers and Kabbalah to an unfortunate
incident involving pineapple-chicken curry at a cranial
sacral therapy session. Never has the road to wellville
been the site of so many wrong turns.
Achingly
funny, uncomfortably true, and always entertaining, Hyper-chondriac
is just the medicine for anyone who wants to take it down
a notch.
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